Om Shanti Om - Dard-E-Disco

With Eng Subs

Om Shanti Om - AWARDS SCENE

lawakk part 5:21 - 5:25

Om Shanti Om - Deewangi

WITH LYRICS



WITH ENG SUB

Super Junior - Cooking?Cooking !

[GIRLFRIEND] Jagiya manhi muhguh

[SHINDONG] Uga uga! Uga uga!

[SUNGMIN] Nae yuhjachinguneun ([SHINDONG] Nomu yeppuhyo) Nae yuhjachinguneun ([EUNHYUK] Mameun duh yeppuhyo)
Hajiman geunyuhegedo danhangaji danjuhm - naboda mothan yorisomsshi
[EUNHYUK] Bapdo mothae gukdo mothae
[SHINDONG] Iguht juhguht amuguhtdo mothae!
[EUNHYUK] Ramyuhne muldo mot matchugo
[SHINDONG] Ganjanginji colanjido gubyuhl mothae
[EUNHYUK] Nuhreul nomu johahajiman…
[SHINDONG] Nuhreul nomu saranghajiman…
[EUNHYUK] Jongmal idaeroramyuhn
[SHINDONG] Gyuhlhoneun jom…

[LEETEUK] Waenirinji uhneunal juhnyuhk chodae handamyuh
Nuhui jibeuro nareul boolluhjji naneun gidaehaessuhjji
[YESUNG] Gulmgo gulmgo ddo gulmuh niga haejul mashinneun juhnyuk gidaehamyuh
Sangsanghamyuh sutgarageul deun geu sungan ([EUNHYUK] Iruhke matuhbsuhdo dwenayo?!)
[KANGaIN] Iruhke matuhbsuhdo dwenayo? Dodaeche mu uhlnuheun guhngayo? ([YESUNG] Oh ew nomu matuhbsuh)
Charari naega nuneul gamgo mandeunge duh na eulguhtman gatayo
[LEETEUK] Mashi uttuhnya naege mudneyo ([EUNHYUK] Mwoyaaa!)
Ddo naege museun himi innayo ([SUNGMIN] Ooh, ooh mashiddaaa)
Juhngmal mashiddarago haedduhni geunyuh useumyuh hangeureut duh juneyo… nal sallyuhjwo

[EUNHYUK] Myuhchil dongan geunyuh amu yuhnlak obgo
[SHINDONG] Geunyuh chingu tonghae ahn geunyuhui soshik
[HYUK+DONG] Yuhnguh ([LEETEUK] I’m full) Iruh ([SUNGMIN] Anou) Jungkuguh ([SHINDONG] Lai lai~) Hakwuhneul danineura shiganuhbda haneyo!

[YESUNG] Geuruhn geunyuh gapjagi naege yuhnlak haewajjyo dashi hanbuhn duh juhnyuhk chodaereul hageddaneyo
[LEETEUK] Nan gwaenchanhda baebureuda mareul haejjiman hokshina haneun geuruhn maeumeuro nuhege dallyuh ganneunde
[KANGIN] Iruhke mashissuhdo dwenayo? ([SUNGMIN] Iruhke mashissuhdo dwenayo?) Ige sarami mandeun guhngayo? ([YESUNG] Ooh mashissuh!)
[SUNGMIN] Iruhnge iddaneun somundo naneun deuruh bonjuhkdo obneunde
[LEETEUK] Mashi uhttuhnya naege mudneyo ([SUNGMIN] Joha joha! Nomu johaaa!) Nunmul heullimyuh nan marhaejjyo ([LEETEUK] Michigessuuuh!)
[YESUNG] Muhrie tuhlnago iruhke mashinneun yorineun nan chuheumiya

[SUNGMIN] Algoboni geunyuhneun nareul wihaesuh
[YESUNG] Yorihakwuhneul danyuhdduhn guhjyo ([ALL] Oooh mashijjyo!) Naneun geuguhtdo moreunchae

[LEETEUK] Iruhke matuhbsuhdo— ([SHINDONG] Aniji!)
[KANGIN] Iruhke mashissuhdo dwenayo? ([SHINDONG] Geuruhji!) Ige sarami mandeun guhngayo? ([SUNGMIN] Jagiya!)
[SUNGMIN] Iruhnge iddaneun somundo naneun deuruh bonjuhkdo obneunde ([YESUNG] Ooh mashissuh uhttuhkae!) ([LEETEUK] Nomu joha nomu joha!)
[LEETEUK] Mashi uhttuhnya naege mudneyo ([YESUNG] Choigo!!) Nunmul heullimyuh nan marhaejjyo
[YESUNG] Muhrie tuhlnago iruhke mashinneun yorineun nan chuheumiya
([SHINDONG] Hahahaha!) ([KANGIN] Aah mashissuhyo!) ([SUNGMIN] Eheheh) ([EUNHYUK] Duhwoyo~)

[GIRLFRIEND] Jagiya baebulluh?

Super Junior - Happiness

[SUNGMIN] Hanbuhndo nan nuhreul ijuhbonjuhk uhbsuh ojik geudaemaneul saenggakhaenneunguhl
[HAN GENG] Geuruhn nuhneun mwuhya nal ijuhdduhn guhya
[LEETEUK] Jigeum nae noonesuhn noonmool heulluh baeshingam

[SHINDONG] Nuhl chajagalgga saenggakhaessuh [EUNHYUK] Nan nan jal moreugessuh
[SHINDONG] Ee sesangi dolgoinneun jigeum [EUNHYUK] Nan nuh bakke uhbji
[SHINDONG] Halmaree uhbsuh gal soodo uhbsuh [EUNHYUK] Noonmooldo uhbsuh neukkimdo uhbsuh
[SHINDONG] Ne ape suh inneun nal barabwa [EUNHYUK] Nuhl wihae sarainneun nal

[DONGHAE] Yaksokdwen shigani wassuhyo geudae ape issuhyo dooryuhwoome woolgo ijjiman
[SIWON] Noonmooreul dakkajoouhssuhyo geuddae nae sonjabajjyo iruhnalguhya
[LEETEUK] Hamkke haejoon geudae ege haengbogeul

[SUNGMIN] Noongamgo geudael geuryuhyo mamsok geudael chajajjyo nareul balkhyuhjooneun bichi boyuh yuhngwuhnhan
[KANGIN] Haengbogeul nohchil soon uhbjyo geudae na boinayo nareul boolluhjwuhyo geudaegyuhte
[RYEOWOOK] Isseulgguhya nuhreul saranghae hamkkehaeyo geudaewa yuhngwuhnhee

[HEECHUL] Hanbuhndo nan nuhreul ijuh bonjuhk uhbsuh
Ojik geudaemaneul saenggakhaenneunguhl
[KIBUM] Geuruhn nuhneun mwuhya nal ijuhdduhn guhya
[YESUNG] Nae noonesuhn noonmool heulluh baeshingam


[SUNGMIN] Yaksokdwen shigani wassuhyo geudae ape issuhyo dooryuhwoome woolgo ijjiman
[KANGIN] Noonmooreul dakkajoouhssuhyo geuddae nae sonjabajjyo iruhnalguhya
[EUNHYUK] Hamkke haejoon geudae ege haengbogeul

[DONGHAE] Noongamgo geudael geuryuhyo mamsok geudael chajajjyo nareul balkhyuhjooneun bichee boyuh yuhngwuhnhan
[LEETEUK] Haengbogeul nohchil soon uhbjyo geudae na boinayo nareul boolluhjwuhyo geudaegyuhte
[YESUNG] Isseulgguhya nuhreul saranghae hamkkehaeyo geudaewa yuhngwuhnhee

[HEECHUL] Juh parangsaedeuri juhnhaejooneun haengbogiraneun guh
[RYEOWOOK] Neul woori gyuhte gakkai inneunguhjyo

[ALL] Noongamgo geudael geuryuhyo mamsok geudael chajajjyo nareul balkhyuhjooneun bichi boyuh
Yuhngwuhnhan haengbogeul nohchil soon uhbjyo geudae na boinayo nareul boolluhjwuhyo
Uhnjerado geudae maeumeul yuhruh boayo apen naega issuhyo
Nareul boolluhjwuhyo geudae gyuhte
[RYEOWOOK] Isseulgguhya nuhreul saranghae
[ALL] Hamkkehaeyo geudaewa yuhngwuhnhee

Rihanna & David Bisbal - Hate that I love you

Dato' Siti Nurhaliza - Cintamu

Nota cinta lama
Ku jadikan lagu
Walau tidak seindah
Bisik kata yang kau beri
Tetap dalam hati
Siang malam menanti
Tak jemu aku dibuai kerinduan
Belum pernah ada getaran sebegini
Memang benar aku dilanda cinta kepadamu
Bercahaya hidupku dalam taman cinta
Sehingga segalanya seperti pelangi
Kau sambutlah rinduku jangan lepas lagi
Ku patri setia seteguh kasihmu buatku
Kini kutemui insan ku sayangi
Sentiasa disisi bagai bintang yang berseri
Satu jawapan engkau berikan
Bisa ku rasa segala rahsia asmara
Kau pesona cinta yang membawa bahagia

Dato' Siti Nurhaliza - Wanita

Aku wanita punya hati nurani
Yang tak dapat dibohongi
Pabila cinta telah membutakan mata
Dan membuat tuli telinga

Apakah salah jika aku menyinta
Apakah salah jika engkau ternyata
Pilihan hati belahan jiwaku ini

Cintaku ini anugerah terindah
Dari yang Maha Kuasa
Cintaku padamu tak pernah berubah
Meskipun kita berbeza

Chorus:
Aku wanita aku kaum hawa
Yang memang rapuh hatinya
Aku wanita aku punya cinta
Selayaknya manusia

ha a a...

Satu yang ku mahu
Ku wanita...
Yang hanya perlu kau fahami

Wanita... ooo...
Ku wanita... uuu...

Wonder Girls - Tell Me (english subbed)

noe-do nal jo-ah-hal jul-eun mol-lat-suh~
Uh-jjuh-myun jo-ah ~
Noe-mu-na jo-ah ~
Ggum-man gat-ta-suh na neh ja-shin-eul ja-ggu ggo-ji-bo bwa
noe-mu-na jo-ah~

ni-ga nal hok-si ahn jo-ah-hal-kka-bwa~
hon-ja eoul-ma-na ae tae-un-ji mol-la~
gue-run-dae ni-ga nal sa-rang-han-da-ni
uh-muh~! da-shi han bon mal-hae-bwa~

Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
Na-rul sa-rang-han-da-go
Nal gi-da-ryo wat-da-go
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
neh-ga pil-yo-ha-da mal-heh~ mal-heh-jo-yo
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
ja-ggu-man dut-go Sipoh
gae-sok nae-gae mal-hae-jo
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
ggun-i ah-ni-rah-go mal-heh~ mal-heh-jo-yo~

uh-jjum nae ga-su-mi i-ruet-gae ddwe-ni
ga-su-mi jong-mal to-jil geot ga-ta
ni-ga nal ball dde-myon jon-ki-ae kam-john-dwen
sa-rahm-cho-rom joen-ki-ka ol-la~

ol-ma-na oh-reh ki-da-rin-ge mol-la~
ol-ma-na oh-reh ggun ggwot-nun-ji mol-la~
gu-rohn-dae ni-ga nal sah-rang-han-da-ni~
uh-moh~! da-shi han bon mal-hae-bwa~

Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
na-rul sa-rang-han-da-go
nal ki-da-ryo wat-da-go
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
neh-ga pi-ryo-ha-da mal-heh
mal-heh-jo-yo~
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
ja-ggu-man dut-go shi-poeh
kae-sok neh-keh mal-heh-jo
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
ggum-i ah-ni-rah-go mal-hae~
mal-heh-jo-yo~

[dancing]

Tell me tell me tell me you want me want me want me too
Tell me tell me tell me you love me too love me too

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Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
na-rul sa-rang-han-da-go
nal ki-da-ryo wat-da-go
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
neh-gah pi-ryo-ha-da mal-heh~
mal-heh-jo-yo~
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
ja-ggu-man dut-go shi-po
keh-sok neh-keh mal-heh-jo
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
ggu-mi ah-ni-rah-go mal-heh~
mal-heh-jo-yo~~~~
Tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me

Wonder Girls - Irony (english subbed)

Jyp... introducing... the wonder girls!

Jah kkoo chuhm ee rahn mah reul nuh moo mah nee hae
Ee ruhn gahm jung eun chuhm ee rah myuh mah reul hah neun geh ee sang hae
Nahn dah reun yuh jah deul gwah dah reu dah neun geh johm soo sang hae

Nae gah ah neun ae mahn hae doh myuht myung een deh
Geu yuh jah deul eun ah moo eui mee doh uhp dah neun geh ee sang hae
Geu dong ahn sah gyuht duhn yuh jahn mwuh yuht neun deh
Mahl ee doh moo jee ahn dweh jah nah

Nahm jahn dah (oh) mee duh suh neun ahn dwehn dah goh
Hah myuhn suh nuh mahn (nuh mahn) dah reu dah goh mahl hah neun guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl
Yuh jahn dah (oh ooh) gah jee goh nohl gee mahn hae ssuht dah myuhn suh
Nah mahn (nah mahn~) dah reu geh saeng gahk hahn dahn guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl

Dah reun nahm jah ae deul ahn joh eun yae gee reul
Jah kkoo nae geh jah seh hee mahl hae joo neun geh nuh moo ee sang hae
Nee cheen goo deul ahn joh eun yae geel wae nae geh gyeh sohk mahl hae

Nuh mahn ahn geu ruh dahn mahl ee johm ee sang hae
Nee cheen goo deul moh doo nuh wah hahm kkeh dah nee jah nah mahl ee dweh
Cheen goo deul moh doo dah geu ruh goh eet neun deh
Nuh mahn ahn geu ruh goh eet neun geh

Nahm jahn dah (nahm jahn dah) mee duh suh neun ahn dwehn dah goh
Hah myuhn suh nuh mahn (nuh mahn) dah reu dah goh mahl hah neun guhn mwuh yah
Irony (oh~) mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl
Yuh jahn dah (ooh) gah jee goh nohl gee mahn hae ssuht dah myuhn suh (nah mahn)
Nah mahn (nah mahn~) dah reu geh saeng gahk hahn dahn guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl

Uh... break it down... uh...
Four, three, two, one!

Nuh moo jeen sheel hahn guht chuh ruhm mahl ee jee
Nuh moo geu ruh nee kkah ee sang hahn guh jee
Mah reul goh dee gohd dae roh deud jee moht hah goh
Jah kkoo eui sheem hah geh dweh meed jee moht hah goh
Jahm shee saeng gahk hae boh myuhn nee gah mwuht hah ruh
Geu ruh geh kkah jee nah yeh geh hwahn sheem eul sah ryuh
Hahl kkah sheep uh suh mee duh boh ryuh goh doh hae bwah ssuh
Hah jee mahn soo sang hae ah moo rae doh ahn dweh geh ssuh

Nahm jahn dah (nahm jahn dah oh~~) mee duh suh neun ahn dwehn dah goh
Hah myuhn suh nuh mahn (nuh hah nah mahn) dah reu dah goh mahl hah neun guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl
Yuh jahn dah (jung mahl~) gah jee goh nohl gee mahn hae ssuht dah myuhn suh
Nah mahn dah reu geh saeng gahk hahn dahn guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my best test
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me
A la peaceful melody
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
My breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i'ma saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
this is our fate, I'm yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
A lá one big family (2nd time: A lá happy family; 3rd time: A lá peaceful melody)
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't hesitate
no more, no more
It cannot wait
The sky is your's!

Jason Mraz ft. Colbie Caillat- Lucky

Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Oooohhhhoohhhhohhooohhooohhooohoooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music, fell the air
I put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

dialog citer P.Ramlee part 2

Pendekar Bujang Lapok

Ajis: sekali syair da....
Sudin: cuba kau bca.
Ajis: al-kisah.......
Sudin: taib.........
Ajis: alkisah maka tersebut lah kisah.....
Sudin: Taib......
Ajis: sang kancil dtg beramai-ramai menghadap sultan firaun.....
Ramlee: (sambil merampas surat) mana firaun pakai sultan........
Ajis: entah............



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Seniman Bujang Lapuk

Sudin: Eii ramlieeee...... nak carik kerja keee.. nak jual minyakk..
Ajis: minyak apeeee...
Sudin: Minyak uraaaatttt....
Cik Salmah: Ehh.. cik ramliee.. nak carik kerja tu, ada duit ke tidak?
Ramlee: Adaaaa cik salmah.. adaaa.......... tak adaaaaa...
Ajis: erk... Alamaaaakkkk... malunyaa akuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Cik salmah: (hulur duit RM10) amik ler
Ramlee: tak payah laa cik salmah....
Cik Salmah: amik lerrrr...
Ramlee: tak payah... bapak saya baru hantar dari Hong Kong...
Cik Salmah: amik lerrrr...
Ramlee: tak payah laa cik salmah....
Sudin: alaaahhh..... orang dah bagi tu, kebahh aja lerrrrr...
Cik Salmah: amik lerrrr...
Ramlee: saya bilang tak payah.. tak payah... (sambil rampas duit RM10 tu dari tangan cik salmah)
Ramlee: Jom..
Sudin: baru dapat duit 10 ringgit kan?... kita naik teksi...
Ramlee: Apa kau pikir duit nie bapak kau yang punya ke?
Ajis: Alahhh.. kita naik beca roda tiga sudahlah......
Sudin: pelok.........

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Nujum Pak Belalang

Sudin : satu untuk engkau..
satu untuk aku.
dua untuk engkau..
dua untuk aku..
...
sepuluh untuk engkau...
sepuluh untuk aku..

Sudin : lepas tuh ape daa..

Ajis : hantam sajalah..

Sudin : hantam sajalah untuk engkau..
hantam sajalah untuk aku..
lagi..?

Ajis : mana aku tau daa..

Sudin : iyaka..?hah..
mana aku tau untuk engkau..
mana aku tau untuk aku..

Ajis : ehh...?

Sudin : ehh..?
hah..!ehh untuk engkauu..
ehhhhh untuk aku....



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Seniman Bujang Lapok

polis : makcik..mkcik ni isteri pak mat tempe ye?

Isteri pak mat tempe: ya dari petang tadi pi minta hutang..

Polis: 0oo dari petang tadi pegi minta hutang yee...makcik...pak mat tempe skg berada di dalam hospital..
dia kena langgar dengan motokar makcik...

Isteri Pak mat tempe: dia memang macam tu kadang dua bulan tiga bulan org x bayar hutang..

Sudin : makcik2..encik..encik ni cakap pak mat vrooommmm kelepop peceper pengg pengg pengg terlanggar motokar!!!

isteri pak mat tempe : pak mat kau mmg bgtu selalu naik basikal bukan motokar..

sudin : (smbil menjerit)PAK MAT TEMPE KENA LANGGAR MOTOKAR!!!!!!!

isteri pak mat tempe : haaa!! kena langgar motokar.....huhuhuhu...(smbil p ambik selendang dalam bilik..)

sudin : enchikk sound dia rosakkk!!!

dialog citer P.Ramlee

Ajis: Oh adindaku yang chantik rupawan. Hidungmu mancung bagai seludang.. rambutmu... apa aa.. oh.. rambutmu hitam jambul di depan.. berbaju bunga berseluar yankee berkaki ayam... oh adindaku.. lihatlah muka kakandha yang putih melepakk...

Direktor A. Nisfu: eiii.. !!! apa kao bikin dialog sendiri...

Ajis: eiii..!!!! siapa tu di sana ehh...... ohhh... kakanda tahu... itulah perrompak yang ingin merrompak adinda daripada thangan kakanda....

Direktor A. Nisfu: apaaa !!?? kao bilang aku perompak... aku Direktor Ahmad Nisfu....

Ajis: aahhhh... eiii..!! kao jangan cobak hendak menyamarkan diri sebagai direktor... walaopun rupamu tidak kukenall... tatapi lobang hidungmu thatap manjadi poojaan hhatiku...

Direktor A. Nisfu: CUTTT....!!!! CUTTT....!!!!

toYoL

Pada suatu waktu..... heboh seluruh kampung pasal toyol yang galak
mencuri.
Habis rumah dalam kampung itu kena masuk dek toyol tu...
nak dijadikan citer..Kamal sebagai ketua kampung itu telah bersiap
sedia dengan segala kelengkapan untuk menakutkan toyol tu..
Antaranya seperti spender carik,Tayar beca pecah,penyelak jail dan
mcm2 lagi.
Pada tengah malam itu,Kamal rasa macam ada lembaga yang merayap masuk
dalam biliknya.
Terus kamal bangun dan peratikan gelagak lembaga itu...Sah itu toyol
kata kamal kerana lembaga itu sebesar budak kecil.


Tiba-tiba lembaga tu datang dekat katil nya, dan tanpa membuang masa
kamal terus bagi Free Kick kat pundi kencing lembaga itu.
Terpelanting ke dinding dibuatnya.Dan saat itu terdengar satu suara
yang dikenalinya menangis,Dengan perasaan terkejut,Kamal mengeluh"La
anak aku Boy".
Habis lah kerana lembaga yg disangka toyol itu adalah anaknya yang
berumur 3 tahun yang sedang merangkak.
Malam tu terjadila perang dunia rumah tangga antara kamal dan
isterinye..Seminggu Kamal Tak boleh tidur Sekali dgn Bininya.
MORAL:Aduh...... Siasat betul-betul dulu sesuatu perkara agar tidak
tersalah teka

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Senamtari Sebelum Bermulanya Terbuka Sinar Latifah

Bukan Bintang Biasa

macam suami isteri plak...

exam SC n KHB

time to study





askum.. dah lama tak.. paham paham jelaa.. science takdi ingat kan senang rupanya.. payah giler.. seminggu sebelum exam ... cikgu ada bagi soalan tu.. tapi susah betol nak hafall
paper 2.... 3 soalan tak buat yang lain ada juga senang .. tapi ada juga yang susah.. aku pun tembak jelaa.... dah tak paham.... kawan aku ni.. dia tinggal lebih kurang 20 markah ... dia kira laa... tapi aku tak .. aku tak terpikir pun..
khb.. aku ert... yang bab jahitan.. ya Allah .. aku buat mangarut.. aku pakat tembak je.. aku pun baca last minit.. aku tak terngat nlangsung dgn kh ... aku treingat kat sc jee... jadi aku buku sc jellaaa....
aku pasti turun kelas kali.. ... mampuss akuuuu....